Oh yeah! I'm in a play!
It wouldn't be so bad, but in the script it says I'm "so skinny" and shit. So. Whoops. I ate about a hundred pounds of ribs today. At least I ignored the (majority of) the bread it came with. Mostly because my torso was so crammed full of barbecue I thought I was going to vom all over the rest of the cast and if the world did in fact end, I was pretty sure I couldn't outrun the zombies if I ate anymore.
I'm going to write a blog post for real. Maybe tomorrow. Probably Monday.
I should really go back to sit ups and push ups anyway. Goddamnit.
|What I no longer look like. Damn food!|