We, the Universe, are sorry to hear that you are impatient but you're going to have to suck it up on some of those grounds. Firstly, we gave you a trip to Europe, so... you'll just have to wait for that one. It's only 15 days away though, so we feel you can comfortably deal. Also you have not yet learned enough French, so you're welcome on that account. We can, however, throw you a couple bones. Firstly, here's a cute house for you in Ballston for a flat-out steal. We know how much you love weird old things and the Metro. Secondly, we've given you a decent brain so you'll figure out what you want to do. You're just frustrated that you're a waitress, but law school and audition time will come soon enough. You're welcome there too. We hope we've mollified you enough to limit the number of frustrated outbursts, and we hope you remember all the great things you do have in your life and how often you have fun.
Much love from,
The Universe
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